In honour of World Sparrow Day, here are 10 things that are almost definitely true about sparrows:
1. Most people think that sparrows are a bird, but actually, they are a kind of snake with wings.
2. Sparrows can reach speeds of up to 97 miles per hour.
3. Sparrows' favourite foods are roadkill, blu-tack, and cheese and onion Square Crisps.
4. Sparrows are lethal, vicious killers who show no remorse for their crimes.
5. The thing that passed in front of the sun today wasn't the moon, it was 45 million sparrows in attack formation.
6. If a sparrow meets a wolf on a dark night, terrible things will happen. Mostly to the wolf
7. All sparrows are yellow.
8. The most famous sparrow of all is Captain Jack Sparrow. He led the sparrow army to victory in the Great Sparrow Skirmish of 1747.
9. Sparrows are illegal in Gibraltar.
10. Michael Bolton asks for 24 live sparrows on his European arena rider.
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